boyfriend application


Thanks to the magical powers of the Internet, you (yes you!) can now apply to be my boyfriend! (Granted, boyfriend is a stupid term, but you get a chance to choose another word below.)

I’ve had enough with being single (I’m honestly not very good at it), and I’m officially looking for Mr. Right. So, if you’re smart, reasonable looking, taller than me, single, straight, employed or independently wealthy, between the ages of 30 and 45, and think I’m a fabulous, groovy chick…